UGLY MUG CAFE

ZAK

If Hitler and Bret Michaels had a coffee obsessed love child it would be Zak. The real O.G. of the Mug. Mothers, lock up your daughters...sons, too....you know, just to be safe.

 

JOSH

The state diplomat for coffee. When not at work, he is most likely at some other coffee shop educating and building relations in the industry. Also the kid at the shop (not to say he's young but definitely youthful). His love for coffee is nearly equaled by his love for cartoons.

 

JARROD

If Kryptonite were real it would bring him to his knees. Not that he's Superman by any means. I'd say it'd be more of a hypochondriac/worship situation. As soon as the opportunity arose for him to learn the trade he lost interest...at least his customer service is above par. Just don't upset this Italian stallion, he may burst a blood vessel.

 

SIERRA

Portafilter slinging coffee goddess, her incessant verbosity is sure to grab your attention. If you don't recognize her, it's cause her hair changes faster than she can pour a rosetta.

 

M

M has spent his whole life wanting to see the world through the inside of a limosine. To have it all. And he thought marrying Jimmy would give him everything. But with Jimmy's financial problems, he wasn't enough. He will do anything to make sure that his son has the life that he didn't. M grew up much like Josh, on the wrong side of the tracks. When he got pregnant with Zak he decided to marry Jimmy. Once M divorced Jimmy because of his financial problems, he found himself dating his son's ex-boyfriend, Luke Ward and Sierra's father, Caleb Nichol. Eventually he would marry Caleb and his relationship with his son would get worse. Zak wants nothing to do with her mom while M just keeps pushing her away.

 

OTTER

Otter hates all living things...her day to day routine includes kicking several neighborhood puppies, aiming for squirrels in her Mach 5, and swatting flies. She has a large collection of homemade mustaches contrived from various animal hides, she says they help her pick up "the ladies". It's even rumored she once ripped the horns right off a bull. All while hopped up on coffee.

 

JANINE

 

 

BILLY

Once started a movement to change communion wine to coffee; however his illiteracy stopped him cold in his tracks. It also makes it hard for him to find the cleaning lever on the grinder, off position on the light switch, and for some reason never remembers to put the seat down.